There are hours and hours of Donald Duck cartoons on YouTube. Leela LOVES him. She’s asking about Goofy… maybe we’ll watch him next. And I’m guessing they also have all the crappy Disney character cartoons too.
Cartoon versions of Jack Burton, Snake Plissken, and RJ MacReady. Three of the greatest, most bad fucking ass fictional characters of all time. Or at least in the John Carpenter universe. I bought one. They were limited to 50. Now I need to get it framed.
Sam Summer’s stone cabin on South Island, New Zealand.
Contributed by Chris Menig.
Ever notice how parents who spank their kids usually TALK about their kids in relation to spanking? They talk like their kids are out-of-control monsters. Sometimes they get really specific, too, about how OTHER peoples’ kids are easier to parent but not THEIR kids, their kids only respond to this…
I don’t get office people. This one building has a floor with a bunch of Monopoly stuff hanging up that people made. And they have random street names on the walls and cubicles. This one made it all slightly less annoying.
A. You can ONLY answer Yes or No.
B. You are NOT ALLOWED to explain ANYTHING unless someone messages you and asks — Copy and repost, delete my answers, then type in your answers.
Been arrested? No
Kissed someone you didn’t like? Yes
Slept in until 5 PM? Yes
Ran a red light? Yes
Been suspended from school? Yes
Experienced love at first sight? Yes
Totaled your car in an accident? Yes
Been fired from a job? Yes
Fired somebody? No
Sang karaoke? Yes
Pointed a gun at someone? No.
Done something you told yourself you wouldn’t? Yes
Caught a snowflake on your tongue? Yes
Kissed in the rain? Yes
Had a close brush with death? Yes
Seen someone die? No
Played spin-the-bottle? No
Smoked a cigar? No
Sat on a rooftop? Yes
Smuggled something into another country? No
Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes? Yes
Broken a bone? Yes
Skipped school? Yes
Eaten a bug? Don’t know
Sleepwalked? Don’t know
Walked a moonlit beach? No
Rode [on] a motorcycle? Yes
Dumped someone? Yes
Lied to avoid a ticket? Yes
Ridden in a helicopter? No
Shaved your head? Yes
Made your boyfriend/girlfriend cry? Yes
Eaten snake? No
Had Mexican jumping beans for pets? No
Puked on amusement ride? No
Seriously & intentionally boycotted something? Yes
Been in a band? No
Been on TV? Yes
Shot a gun? No
Gave someone stitches? No
Ridden a surfboard? No
Drank straight from a liquor bottle? Yes
Had surgery? Yes
Taken by ambulance to hospital? No
Peed behind a bush? Yes
Donated Blood? No
Grabbed an electric fence? No
Eaten alligator meat? No
Killed an animal when not hunting? Yes
Peed your pants in public? No
Snuck into a movie without paying? Yes
Written graffiti? No
Still love someone you shouldn’t? No
Been in handcuffs? Yes
Believe in love? Yes
Sleep on a certain side of the bed? Yes
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